What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?